When found (near Piltdown), this skull was first thought to be Lot’s wife after her bout with hindsight, used as target practice by Roman soldiers. This theory proved false when it was discovered William Tell had another brother. Carbon dating however proved this theory also wrong, superseded by evidence that this salt block was in Dallas in November 1963. Unfortunately, due to the 1996 date on the arrow the block has definitely been proved to be a forgery, a cheap one at that.
 

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